Savagely Sword'd! Conan!

Verse 1]
Because mutiny on the Bounty's what we're all about
I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder, cold getting colder
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
And if you've got beef, you'll get capped in the knees
We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest
And I shot those suckers, and I'll shoot the rest

[Hook]
Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling
'Cause I am most ill, and I'm rhymin' and stealin'

Conan adrift in the Alex Ross signature maligned ship, with flags waiving! It happens when the "sales" come at a Local Comic Shop and the kind winds of fortune unbury a "find" with sunken treasure and signature series!

Verse 2]
Shhh-Snatching gold chains, nicking pieces of eight!
I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate.

I don't suggest the rest of the song by the Beastie Boy's but it is what it is and has been lived through by kids of the 80's. Many flags waived under a Conan King, but it took the savagery to incorporate the BarBarians of the age. Those were the ages of Conan, and do we dare do better with the honor learned!